Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions : 1. Someone calls you at 2am in the night and ask you are you sleeping ? Ans : no, I’m picking beans. 2. Youre making out with a girl then you start pulling her pants then she asks; what are you trying to do ? Ans : I want to wash them for you. 3. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; did you just have a bath ? Ans : no, I fell into the toilet bowl. 4. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask; going up? Ans : no, I’m waiting for my office to come down and get me. 5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still asks him; are those flowers ? Ans : no baby, theyre carrots! 6. Youre in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend sees you and ask; what are you doing here ? Ans : I’m here to pay my school fees! 7. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; are you sleeping ? Ans : No ! Im practicing to die
Posted on: Tue, 21 Oct 2014 17:55:42 +0000
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