Subject: A Real Pittsburgher The year is 2024 and the United States has just elected the first woman as President of the United States, and she is from Pittsburgh! A few days after the election, the president-elect calls her father in Pittsburgh and asks, So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration? I dont think so. Its a long drive; your mom isnt as young as she used to be, well have the dog with us, and my arthritis is acting up in my knee. Dont worry about it, Dad, Ill send Air Force One to pick you up and take you home, and a limousine will pick you up at your door, she said. I dont know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear? Oh, Dad, she replied, Ill make sure she has a wonderful gown custom-made by one of the best designers in N.Y. Honey, Dad complained, You know we cant eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat. The President-elect responded, Dont worry, Dad. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in D.C. And Ill ensure your meals are salt-free. So her parents reluctantly agreed, and on Jan. 20, 2024 arrived to see their daughter sworn in as President of the United States. The parents of the new President are seated in the front row. The Presidents dad sees that a Senator is sitting next to him and leans over and whispers, You see that woman up there with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States? The Senator whispered in reply, Yes, sir, I sure do. Dad says proudly, Her brother played football for the Pittsburgh Steelers!
Posted on: Mon, 26 Jan 2015 01:30:10 +0000
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