Subject: New Special High Intensity Training Program (For all of you PT studs out there) Memo to all Marines: In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from Marines, it will be our policy to keep all Marines well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING(S.H.I.T.) We are trying to give our Marines more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T., please see your OIC/SNCOIC/NCOIC. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our OIC/SNCOIC/NCOICs are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S. H. I. T. you can handle. Marines who dont take their S. H. I. T. seriously will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.) Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.) Since our OICs took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they dont have to take S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a billet teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LEADERSHIP LIST(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T). Thank you ,BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING(B.I.G.S.H.I.T)
Posted on: Sat, 01 Feb 2014 02:58:05 +0000
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