Super Bowl XLVIII (aka The Bong Bowl) thoughts- Cheech and Chong should sing the national anthem. Denvers orange unis are suspiously the same color as ZigZag packages. Seattles unis would look really cool under a blacklight. Peyton wont be the only one taking shotguns as the fans will be doing shotgun formations instead of the wave. Pete Carroll tells Richard Sherman to mellow out, man. Snoop Dog does the color and drops more F bombs than Peyton drops Omahas. Justin Bieber does halftime show joined by a dozen pole dancing strippers. Drops another $75,000. Refs delay start of second half for an hour before they realize that all the smoke floating around was not caused by the halftime show. 2000 people in Colorado and Washington die from laughter during Super Bowl commercials. Doritoes stock prices rise 150% after first Dorito commercial. CEO attributes this to Super Bowl munchies. When asked about the game plan, the losing coach says everything just went up in smoke... man. 5000 fans show up at noon for the game. The next day! Half forgot the game was the previous day. The other half forgot that they had already been to the game. Happy Hump Day!
Posted on: Wed, 22 Jan 2014 11:37:31 +0000