TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIES Mary: Hello Love! Sarah: Hello babe - how are u today? Mary: Am fine dear, Ive missed u a lot. Sarah: And me too Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay you a visit this afternoon. Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to have you. I will be expecting you sweet. *AFTER DROPPING THE CALL Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again. Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she thinks I will buy her drinks with my money again, she must be joking. TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS John: Bastard how far? Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur drunkard father? John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama nko? Francis: You are a fool. How far, U dey house? I dey comecharge phone. John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we drink beer. Francis: Idiot like U. Later now! *AFTER DROPPING THE CALL john: That Francis can be funny at times but always great companion anytime. Francis: John is just a reliable friend. LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other but they never like themselves. Boys are always mean and rude but they will always have each others back. ..2me its very very true:| TRUE OR FALSE????
Posted on: Mon, 28 Jul 2014 14:59:53 +0000