TELEPHONE CONVERSATION: between a old comedian AKPORS and potential Maga lady NECROLAI... Griiinn! Grrrin. Necrolai: Hello? Who am I speaking with Pls? Akpor: Ah, dont u know who is calling? Necrolai: No I dont, the number is restricted. Akpor: How is Ligeria? Necrolai: Nigeria is fine but who am I speaking with? Akpor: Its your friend from London. Necrolai: I have a couple of friends in London which of them is this? Akpor: Just guess. Necrolai: Em, is it Fatai? Akpor: Yes! Its me Fatai! Necrolai: Ah! Fatai! Looonggg time no see, how now? How is London? Akpor: London is fine, how is Ligeria? Necrolai: Nigeria dey there o, the usual wahala, Ehen! The other day I saw ur mother, she is very sick o, dat was two weeks ago, I am sure she should be dead by now.... Akpor: Ah! Necrolai: Yes o, your fathers house in the village rainstorm blew away the roof and it landed on the old mans legs and shattered them, he is at Ogwa presently ...... Akpor: Shuuooooo:O! Necrolai: ....yes o, the bone mender says it will not heal because he has diabetes, later they said tetanus has entered already, the man is quarter to go, your younger brother went to smoke Igbo with those bad boys and since then the guy kolo, he is in Uselu psychiatric now, your elder brother went to a burial at Ugbegunebudin he went to drink anyhow there, they nack am epilepsy there, he is just falling every time .....
Posted on: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 08:53:27 +0000
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