THE ANTIC OF CAT TONIGHT! NINNI 1 CAT 0 ME: YOUR GONNA DO THAT HOMEWORK AND YOUR GONNA DO IT NEATLY. CAT: I DONT HAVE TO DO IT BECAUSE I WROTE IN MY PLANNER NO HOMEWORK. ME: I DONT CARE ITS IN YOUR FOLDER SO YOUR DOING IT CAT: I BET YOU I DONT ME: OK WE WILL SEE,YOU GONNA DO IT CAT: NOPE ME: OK THEN YOU NO LONGER HAVE A SMART PHONE FOR 2 DAYS , YOU GONNA DO IT CAT: NOPE I WASNT GONNA CALL ANYONE ANYWAY ME: OK THEN NO PLAY DATE TONIGHT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND, YOU GONNA DO IT CAT: NOPE I DIDNT WANT A FRIEND OVER TODAY ME: OK YOUR GOING TO GO LAY ON COUCH AND IF YOU GET UP YOUR GETTING A SPANKING, YOU GONNA DO IT CAT: I AM MAD AT YOU, YOUR MEAN LIP POPS OUT TEARS RUN DOWN CHEEKS ME: STOP CRYING YOU MADE YOUR DECISIONS NOW YOUR PAYING FOR IT. ARE YOU GONNA DO IT CAT: IM NOT TALKING TO YOU AND IM CRYING DO YOU HEAR ME ME: YES AND IF YOU DONT STOP CRYING YOU WILL NOT BE GOING TO HORSE RIDING LESSONS ARE YOU GONNA DO IT CAT: SILENCE FOR 20 MINUTES THEN HERES MY HOMEWORK AND ITS NEAT CAN I HAVE EVERYTHING BACK NOW ME: NOPE YOU MADE YOUR DECISIONS AND I MADE MINE YOUR STUCK WITH IT. CAT; CAN I STILL GO TO THE HORSE LESSONS ME: YES YOU STOP CRYING SO YOU DIDNT LOSE THOSE. CAT: YOU NEED HELP CLEANING THE HOUSE ME: WHY CAT: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH ME: OK LETS GET TO CLEANING. TOGETHER: CAT MOPPED THE KITCHEN, I SWEEPED, CAT CLEANED THE CABINETS, I CLEANED COUNTER, CAT EMPTIED DISHWASHER, I FILLED IT BACK UP, CAT CLEANED THE TABLES AND STOVE, I VACUUMED HER BEDROOM FLOOR. CAT: AM I BEING GOOD NOW ME: YES ITS LIKE I GOT MY KID BACK, YOUR AWESOME AGAIN AND YOUR HOMEWORK IS WONDERFUL. CAT: CAN I HAVE MY PHONE AND PLAY DATE BACK ME: NO YOU MADE YOUR DECISIONS AND NOW YOU PAY THE PRICE FOR THEM. CAT UNDER HER BREATH: THIS FREAKING SUCKS IM 6 YEARS OLD HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGURE THAT CRAP OUT ME: RUNNING MY ASS OFF TO LAUGH IN THE BATHROOM, SO SHE CANT SEE. LESSON: YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT BUT YOU WILL PAY FOR THE WRONG DECISIONS YOU MAKE EVEN IF YOU ARE ONLY 6 YEARS OLD. DAMN I LOVE THIS LITTLE GIRL SHE KEEPS ME ON MY TOES.
Posted on: Thu, 21 Aug 2014 01:36:14 +0000
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