THE GHOST OF EASTERS PAST Martin: Whos knocking on my door? - TopicsExpress



          

THE GHOST OF EASTERS PAST Martin: Whos knocking on my door? (The sound of shuffling feet.) Muffled voice: The Easter Bunny. Martin: I detect a female accent. Muffled voice: Easssster Bunnnnny. (Martin opens front door.) Whoever you are ...did you really think you could fool me with that baggy bunny suit and basket of colored eggs? (Low whirring sound.) Myyy batterrry is low. Hook me up. Martin. Im not hooking you up on Easter. (Whirring sound continues.) I wanttttt tooooo layyy aaa goldennn eggggg forrrr youuuu. Get off my deck you sick rabbit. Every school kid knows a goose laid the golden egg, not some beat up old bunny. Martin, youuuu arre sooo wrooong! Where have I heard that before?
Posted on: Sun, 20 Apr 2014 05:46:48 +0000

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