THE RUBBERBANDITS start previews tonight at Soho theatre of their new show. Here they are in todays Irish World talking about their nemesis Danny Dyer: “We met him accidentally,” Blindboy begins. “We were doing a gig in Brighton and as we were driving, there was a lad there with his car broken down. It was Danny Dyer so we helped him push his car up a hill and then he made us go over to a farm and suck a load of green diesel out of a big barrel to rob it for him so we would run across the field with mouthfuls of green diesel, spitting it into Danny Dyer’s car.” But why would he do this? “He’s a bully, that’s why. He threatened us with a hammer. He would remind you of that fella, Kim Jongun who rules Korea. He’s pretending to everyone that everything is alright and he’s great but he’s not really though. He’s a big bully. He sells fags to children. He hangs around outside schools with a pocketful of fags and gets a sling shot and sends the fags in to the children and gets them hooked, out of pure badness- He doesn’t even profiteer. “He likes to have disorder on the earth. I saw him over in Chinatown once and there was a yin and yang symbol and he went up with a permanent marker and made it all yang and no yin, just to create imbalance in the universe. He’s a terrible man for that. You could call around to his house with an apple tart and offer to cut his lawn and later on you might find your dog is shot. Find out more at Soho Theatre .... until 22nd Feb ...
Posted on: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 11:39:00 +0000
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