THEY WALK AMONG US.................... and they breed!. Yeeeeeeekh. My sister was looking at a new house to buy, and asked the Estate agent which direction was north because she didnt want the sun waking her up every morning. The Estate Agent asked, Does the sun rise in the north? My sister explained that the sun rises in the east And has for sometime. The Estate Agent shook his head and said, Oh, I dont keep up with all that stuff...... They Walk Among Us! -------------------------------------------- My colleague and I were eating our lunch in a cafeteria on the Surf Coast, when we overheard a young blond surfing guy talking about the sunburn he got on his weekend drive down to the beach. He drove down in a convertible, but said he didnt think hed get sunburned because the car was moving. They Walk Among Us! ------------------------------------ My uncle has a lifesaving tool in his car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if he crashes and gets trapped. He keeps it in the car trunk. They Walk Among Us! ------------------------------------------------- I couldnt find my luggage at the airport baggage area after I arrived and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss. The male officer there smiled and told me not to worry because he was a trained professional and said I was in good hands. Now, he asked me, Has your plane arrived yet?... (I’ve worked with a few professionals like this.) They Walk Among Us! ------------------------------------------------ While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time then said Just cut it into 4 pieces; I dont think Im hungry enough to eat 6 pieces. They Walk Among Us! Dumb as a box of Rocks TRUE STORY: A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where George W.Bush happened to also be appearing. George W. took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease. Would you mind telling me, Doctor, he asked, how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? Nothing is easier, he replied. You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track.. What sort of question? asked George W. Well, you might ask, Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one? George W. thought for a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, You wouldnt happen to have another example would you? I must confess I dont know much about history. Sadly, they walk among us! ___________________________ Traffic Camera A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding.. Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic camera again flashed. He tried a fourth time with the same result.. He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past, this time at a snails pace... Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.. You cant fix stupid.
Posted on: Thu, 17 Jul 2014 07:35:20 +0000
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