#TMIFriday In the spirit of sharing too much info on Facebook I - TopicsExpress



          

#TMIFriday In the spirit of sharing too much info on Facebook I have developed TMI Friday. You just post too much information about yourself. Or some of you just keep on doing what you normally do everyday on Facebook. Anyway, let me share my TMI: I guess it was about 12 years ago I was out on a walk in the middle of the night. I felt a sudden pain in my neck. I felt my neck and there was something wet. I ran home as fast as I could and looked into the mirror. My worst fear had come true. I was bitten by something. I dont exactly know what it was. Could have been one of many things. A hummingbird? Maybe a mosquito? How about a Night Wasp? Possibly a Chupacabra? I have no idea what bit me. Now 12 years later I cant eat anything with garlic on it. I cant go to see how I look in the mirror because I cast no reflection. I dont go to church because the sight of a crucifix makes my eyes burn. I cant go out in the sun without it burning my skin. Who knows, maybe I was bitten by a werewolf. Or possibly Ted from Hey Dude.
Posted on: Fri, 18 Jul 2014 05:09:22 +0000

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