TRANSCRIPT Dream Marketing Mtg. 23 FEB 2014 Anthony Phan, Editor in Chief [Anthony Phan] Come in! Its open. [Dream Marketing Rep.] Heya, boss. Just waitll you hear what we came up with! Killer stuff! [AP] Okay, shoot. [MR] So it starts out and you and your friend are at the mall. [AP] I dont like the mall. [MR] Just bear with me. So you are at the mall because you bought a shirt, but no one was at the store... you know, you just scanned your card, but now you are going to pick it up. [AP] Go on. [MR] So you and she enter, the clerks are there, and you pick up the shirt. [AP] So? [MR] Oh yeah, but heres the best part: so this shirt has a picture of a young Ron Howard and it says something about tequila on it. [AP] And thats it? [MR] Well, okay... maybe we have to work on that. Well, here: we gotta another! [AP] And... [MR] Alright. So you are in this plane crash. In the Andes. [AP] Been done. [MR] Hang on, theres more. [AP] Sorry. Go on. [MR] So you and survivors make this wicked tram out of aircraft pieces to get out of there! [AP] So if we go through the trouble of building a tram... why dont we just walk away? You know, escape? [MR] Uhm... okay. So, third idea! [AP] *sigh* Shoot. [MR] Alright, youre gonna love this! You ready? *silence* Okay, so this starts out... IN SPANISH!! [AP] Brother... [MR] No really, bilingual stuff is HOT right now. Trust me on this one! So its in Spanish. Its a dark and stormy night. [AP] Really? [MR] Well, not the storm part, but it is dark. You are sipping water with this woman, talking about how its not haunted. [AP] What? The water or the woman? [MR] The water? [AP] Is she cute? [MR] What? No. Maybe... I dont know. Does it matter? [AP] Just trying to get a frame of reference. [MR] Okay, sure. Why not? So, you are joking that the water is NOT haunted (what with it not being from a lake with a corpse in it or nothing) and Grandma is there, starts saying that this house you are in is for real haunted. Lightning flash, yada yada. [AP] Go on! [MR] Says that this woman was possessed and the priest came and spritzed actimony on her... [AP] You mean, antimony? [MR] No, ACT-imony. I dont know what it is either: writers are getting back to me on that one. Anyway, so this priest does this spritzing thing and this ghost spirit thing goes APEY! Starts flying around and... *beep, beep, beep* [AP] Whats that? [MR] Dunno. Your alarm? [AP] SON OF A...
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