TRUE THIS[72%]A OWD GUY FROM NEARBY JUST KNOCKD ON DOOR AS A WER MAKIN A SAND~WICH[honey~roast~ham & cucumber iv ya interested..??sorry i dont do pics]ANYWAY A SED OK GEORGE [fictious name & shud not be mistaken for somone similer]AN HE SED YEAH NOT TO BAD PAT HOWS U[am thinkin quit the smalltalk george people are gonna read this ill be lucky get 2 likes]SO A SED AM OK JUST DOIN THIS SANDWICH & GOIN BEDHE SED OK I WONT KEEP YA[keep ya?]FUNNY ENUF I JUST WANTD BORROW SOME SALT OFF YA COS AV RUN OUT AN SHOPS SHUTA CUDNT SAY A HADNT GOT ANY COS IT WER IN MI HAND SO I HANDED IT HIM & HE STEPPD OUTSIDE THEN STEPPPD BACK IN & HANDED IT ME BACK??EMPTYA WER SALT~LESSA SED WAT YA DO GEORGE & HE SED IV JUST SPREAD WAT THEY WER OVER MI PATH COS TIMMY SLIPPDTWICE ON ICE EARLIER??A SED WHO,S TIMMYHE SED MI CAT??THEY NO GOOD IN SNOW CATS PATA SED HONEY ROAST HAM & CUCUMBER SANDWHICHESARE NO GOOD WIVOUT SALT EITHER AN THREW IT AT HIM...................am in bed wiv a brew & a piece ov malt~loaf that shrunk wen a cut it & used mi finger put butter on cos it wer easiergudnite,knowatamean@loveyamamx
Posted on: Sun, 18 Jan 2015 19:38:20 +0000
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