TYPES OF PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK: * THE PREACHERS: These are mostly single men/ladies who act holy and only update bible verses on Sunday. * THE CONFUSED: Married today, engaged tomorrow next day in an open relationship. * WEATHER FORECASTERS: Updates mostly when it rains, its cold, its hot in their town. * THE TRAVELERS: Today - Gugs here I come. Tomorrow - Langa here I come. Next day Worcester here I come. *THE UNHEALTHY LOT: stomachache, headache, backache (Facebook is not a clinic) * THE LIARS: Lie about age, Marital status and use ridiculous names like MissSwaggPrincess, Fabregas, Tunechi, DKrall, IzzyBl akey, HerFe heartlessLeader Minaj etc.. * WITCHES: They always like statuses about death,sickness and witchcraft. *DRUNKARDS: These are the funny types and they update their status mostly on Friday and/or Saturday night. * ATTENTION SEEKERS: Add me, my BBM PIN is 962899CC,WhatsApp Me.. * TAGGERS: These people tag you in every photo on PicMix or photos where you aint even there. * THE GHOSTS: Never comment, never reply on inbox, never update .. never post on their walls * THE IMPOSTERS/ STALKERS: Dont have profile pictures and less mutual friends * THE HATERS: Their work is to insult and always oppose other peoples updates. Which category do you fall under ??? :D
Posted on: Mon, 27 Jan 2014 11:54:17 +0000
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