TYPES OF SLAPS AND THEIR MEANINGS1. TAKE AWAY SLAP:When someone givesyoua dirty slap, and all you can do is hold yourface and walk away.. That is take awayslap.2. RESOUNDING SLAP:That is when afteryou are hit. You keep on hearing somefunnysounds in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii! Andvoicesin your head will start singing christmasCarol.3. FORMATTING SLAP:That is the slap thatmakes someone forget instantly what heorshe was doing..You find yourself askingquestions likewhat did I do?4. EXPLANATION SLAP:When someone givesyou that kind of slap..you find yourselfexplaining the situation to the nearestperson out of your own accord..e.g..Brosshey you been dey watch? I be no doanything o.5. FIX DEPOSIT SLAP:When you receivethis kind of slap all you will do is just standright where you are and watch the personwalk away.6. RHETORICAL SLAP:The moment youdownload the slap..you start askingquestionsthat dont need reply..like John , youslapped me?7. SWEET SLAP:This is the type of slap thatwhen a girl downloads it sweetly on yourcheek whether is painful or not, you startblushing.8. MATHEMATICAL SLAP:This simply has todo with the physical reconstruction of yourface when given to you the length of yourface will be raised to power two, your eyesocket will calculate its circumference.9. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP:When you receive this slap (it proves effectivewhen its given to you all of a sudden)whenyou be able to speak Spanish, Greek,Arabic,Hindu, all together.10. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP:You will start seeing different colors and youhead will turn to nest whilst birds will beflying all around you.11. FUTURE MALFUNCTIONAL SLAP. If u receive dis on ur face, you dontknow what has happened.This is because all your facialcells died immeditely d contact was made and derefore notransmission was sent to ur brain and nervous system.so urentire human system does not know wat is going on.Youthen kip quiet,go home and immediately u see ur mum,instead of tears of pain,you find yourself crying tears ofjoy. It affects d whole body.WHICH OF THEM HAVE YOUEXPERIENCED OR WITNESSED?????
Posted on: Thu, 05 Jun 2014 07:02:31 +0000
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