Thanks so much for all the comments and the urges to go to the doctor (some of you threatened to take me yourselves and some of you even came to visit me at work...which I appreciate...I just dont do doctors), but yesterday evening even I was overwhelmed by what was going on with my body. NOW...ARE YOU READY FOR IT...ITS NOT A SPIDER BITE...HOW ABOUT ITS A SNAKE BITE. Dont ask me how I didnt see a snake...because I dont have a clue. I was under my deck, saw spiders on me, and freaked out and ran, so perhaps during the rush I didnt notice. Skin started to turn black around and swollen and flaking and falling off, I couldnt stop sweating and had red bumps all over my body, which I couldnt stop scratching. The look on the doctors face was priceless when I told her I think I was bitten by a spider, she said did it weight 50 pounds? The fact that is was right on the side of my neck made it worse (even with it probably being an average garden snake). Gave me some shots and enough medicine to chock a horse (for the irritation and pain) and I dont do medicine so I am pretty much flying high right now (if you know what I mean) thanks again for all that threatened me and fussed at me and yelled at me and actually came to check on me. Love you all. Oh PS this wouldnt be a true Clint experience without something embarrassing happening...lets just say I didnt chose the best underwear to get an exam in when I got dressed yesterday, Purple with peeled bananas on them did give the doctor (and Kelly) a chuckle.
Posted on: Fri, 11 Jul 2014 15:52:58 +0000
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