Thanksgivukkah-n. a rare, super-sized portmanteau holiday - TopicsExpress



          

Thanksgivukkah-n. a rare, super-sized portmanteau holiday simultaneously commemorating Jewish pessoptimism and WASPabbondanza (fr Old German, fattenbeforslotter). It brings together bloodline diasporas who are glad to see each for the first portion of this interminable celebration which slowly roasts naive goodwill, meta-sentimentality, and the notion of family-as-candleopera into an overcooked self-and-other-loathing casserole, which, like yams-in-a-can, becomes that rare thing that even marshmallows and candying cant salvage. It leaves everyone half-drunk, love/hating potatoes, feeling like teetering stacks of dirty dishes, and intensely looking forward to the next one, some 70,000 years from now.
Posted on: Tue, 03 Dec 2013 14:57:20 +0000

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