That awkward moment when you are yelling at a child for leaving the garbage lid open during the monsoon season and. . . as you are yelling, you walk into a giant spider web and it goes into your mouth, because it was open. . .and you were yelling. . .and then the neighbor pulls out of his driveway and gives you a weird look because he thinks you are doing a weird dance because you are trying to pull cobweb from your hair and your mouth and your teeth and your torso. And finally, that child, the one that you carried in your womb. . .the one that that left the garbage lid open during the monsoon season, is laughing at you.
Posted on: Wed, 16 Jul 2014 11:23:10 +0000
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