The Affluence of Incohol I had eighteen bottles of whiskey and was told by my wife to empty the contents down the sink or else. I said I would and proceeded with this unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured it down the sink, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the second bottle and likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I extracted the cork from the third bottle and poured the glass down the sink, which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the cork from the next glass and drank one sink out it and threw the rest down the bottle, which I drank. I pulled the sink out the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour. When I had everything empty, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which was 29 and as the house came by I counted them again. Finally, I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. Im not half as think you drunk I am. I fool so feelish I dont know who is me and the drunker I stand here the longer I get. Im not under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am
Posted on: Sat, 05 Jul 2014 00:47:09 +0000
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