> > The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obamas new health care package. > > The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. > > > The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. > > Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. > > Pathologists yelled, Over my dead body! while the Pediatricians said, Oh, grow up! > > The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. > > Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow. > > The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would put a whole new face on the matter. > > The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. > > Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didnt have the heart to say no. > > In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.
Posted on: Mon, 28 Oct 2013 17:13:46 +0000
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