The Best of Akpos (2014) AKPOS: Papa when I go HEAVEN, I go ask Mama why she Died so Soon.. PAPA: What if she dey HELL?.. AKPOS: Na u go ask her be that +++++++++++++++ ++ Akpos: 2 3 4 6 7 8 9 Teacher: where is 5? Akpos: Yesterday, I heard on the news that 5 died in a car accident +++++++++++++++ ++ EKAETTE: Before we Marry u dey give me Gifts, Wetin happen now?.. AKPOS: Fishermen still dey give Worm to Fish wey he don catch ? +++++++++++++++ ++ AKPOS; Sweetheart, let’s play Hide & Seek.. EKAETTE; Noooooo, the last time we did, I didn’t find u till February 15 +++++++++++++++ ++ Two days to to Valentine’s day: Girlfriend: Baby, I heard the new BlackBerry is out. Akpos: All BlackBerrys always hang. Girlfriend: This one doesn’t hang. Akpos: so I’m a liar abi? Its over between us +++++++++++++++ ++ Teacher: Can U see God? Akpos: No. Teacher: Then there isn’t a God! Akpos: Sir, can U see ur brain? Teacher: No. Akpos: so u have no Brain +++++++++++++++ ++ Akpos:I am dreaming to be rich…just like my father. Teacher: “Is ur father rich? Akpos: No,he’s dreaming Too +++++++++++++++ ++ Wife: If i knew u were dis Poor I wuldn’t av married u! Akpos: what do u think I meant when I said u were the only thing I have in this world? +++++++++++++++ ++ Joba: Bros, why u wan Divorce your Wife na.. AKPOS: She too dey Smile for Sleep, e be like She don get another Husband for her DREAMs +++++++++++++++ ++ OCHUKO: Guy, why u wan swallow that MAGNET .. AKPOS: Ekaette say I no dey ATTRACTIVE again.. +++++++++++++++ ++ TEACHER: Why are those two Mental People Kissing each other.. AKPOS: They are MADLY in love.
Posted on: Tue, 28 Jan 2014 00:10:09 +0000
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