The Easter Bunny is being held hostage by some little people on Coolville Station Road. They reported to me and other travelers that the big rabbit is in a green treasure chest in John’s room. Mikie is keeping an eye on the rabbit with his 3-D GLASSES. Says the rabbit is getting fuzzy. They are demanding a ransom payment of “whatever” you want to give us. To be paid in cash. Silver money preferred. If the ransom is not paid by midnight, the rabbit will not be able to deliver Easter toys to little girls and little boys. I weakened and gave in to the villains. It cost me tickets to Rio 2. And some quarters. Remember “only you can prevent” a tragedy here. Bring cash to my door and I will deliver it to the bunnynappers.” Together, let us save the Easter Bunny and Easter! We all want to help that cottontail hop down the bunny trail. Then we will be assured that Easter is on its way. Thank you for your support. And may God bless the United States of America.
Posted on: Sun, 20 Apr 2014 18:34:30 +0000
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