The Golden Girls decide to see a family counselor because of recent fights they had. They introduce themselves: Blanche: Im Blanche Deveraux. This may not seem relevant now, but Im double jointed. Dorothy: Down, Blanche! Im Dorothy Zbornak, and Im divorced and... Blanche: Im a widow. No man would leave me unless he had to. Im 57, 120 lb and my hair is its natural red hue. Dorothy: Right, Blanche. You and Lucy! Counselor: How about you, Rose? Rose: Well, I do use a touch of peroxide. Dorothy. Thats not what he meant, idiot! Blanche: See? Dorothy always acts superior and bossy. Im surprised she doesnt check to be sure we have clean underwear on before we leave for work! Dorothy: Those of us who wear underwear! Despite the start, the ladies resolve their issues and stick together!
Posted on: Wed, 23 Apr 2014 16:04:48 +0000