The Losers Arms will be up and running next month. Heres a few pointers so I dont have to repeat myself to guests. If you are unfortunate enough to get an invite these are the rules. If you dont like em. Dont come. Ashtrays. Make sure you use them. Drinks. Bring yer own. Chewing gum. Dispose of in the bin. No vomiting. No Pissing in the back street. Invite only. Dont turn up with someone who aint invited. Always ask. Everything you need is outside. There is no reason whatsoever to be inside my house apart from using the toilet. Most important rule of all is visits to the Bathroom. 1 person only. My bathroom cost a fortune so leaning on the glass shower screen and breaking it will cost YOU £400 and another £500 for the damaged shower tray. Plonking your Arse on the toilet seat and breaking it will set you back £60 so ONE person at a time or else you will be told to leave. On a lighter note....most music requests will be accepted. If you are someone who enjoys the latest chart sounds or the latest X Factor Fad then dont dare ask as a kick in the Tits or Balls may be heading your way. The music may already have been chosen so dont give me Jip if your Tune aint played. On leaving the Garden please do so quietly. I get on with my neighbours and want it to stay that way. Its no mad rave or giant Piss up ere so dont think you can go turning it into one. Its all about sitting down in a safe chilled out zone enjoying good music with decent folk. Hit Like so I know you understand the rules and be patient regarding invites. Toodle Pipski!
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 18:56:09 +0000
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