The Mexican Food Bit . By Jim Gaffigan. My favorite food is Mexican food, I used to be a waiter in a Mexican restaurant in Indiana. Yeah, thats where you go for Mexican. Mexican foods great, but its essentially all the same ingredients, so theres a way youd have to deal with all these stupid questions. What is nachos? ...Nachos? Its tortilla with cheese, meat, and vegetables. Oh, well then what is a burrito? Tortilla with cheese, meat, and vegetables. Well then what is a tostada? Tortilla with cheese, meat, and vegetables. Well then what i- Look, its all the same! Why dont you say a Spanish word and Ill bring you something. Mexican food is great, but it is all the same, its almost a conspiracy. Its almost like they had a meeting 200 years ago in Mexico City and one guy stood up and he was like, Hey, the reason I got everyone here is pretty simple, I figured we could rename this one entrée seven times and sell it to the Americans. The French said it would be a good idea. Whos in on it? Then some guy in the back was like, Wouldnt that be dishonest? Well, keep your mouth shut and well name one of the entrées after you. Whats your name? My names Jimmy Changa.
Posted on: Sat, 24 May 2014 19:41:47 +0000
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