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The Rabbit test: In an effort to determine the top security agency in Nigeria, the test came down to 3 finalists. The SSS, the Army and the Nigeria Police. The 3 contenders were given the task of catching a rabbit which had been released into the forest. The SSS went into the forest & placed animal informants everywhere! They questioned every plant & animal witness & after 3 months of extensive investigation, concluded that rabbits do not exist! The Army went into the forest. After 2 weeks without a capture, they burnt the forest down killing everything in it, including the rabbit! They made no apologies. “If at all there was a rabbit it deserved what it got – why was it hiding?” they thought to themselves. The Nigeria Police went into the forest. Came out 2 hours later with a badly beaten hyena! The hyena kept yelling “Okay, Okay, I agree, I’m a rabbit, I’m a rabbit!!!
Posted on: Sun, 07 Jul 2013 15:07:02 +0000

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