The Talking Centipede A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the pub for a drink with him. So he asked the centipede in the box, Would you like to go down the pub with me today? We will have a good time. But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again, How about going down the pub with me ? But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time. This time he put his face up against the centipede s box and shouted, Hey, in there! Would you like to go to the pub with me? ..... This time, a little voice came out of the box, I heard you the first time! I m putting my f***ing shoes on! Image removed by sender. No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - avg/ Version: 2013.0.2899 / Virus Database: 2641/6132 - Release Date: 02/25/13 I am using the Free version of SPAMfighter.SPAMfighter has removed 859 of my spam emails to date.Do you have a slow PC? Try a free scan! Click here to Reply, Reply to all, or Forward Why this ad?Ads – Miniinthebox Mini In The Box® Store. Worldwide Free Shipping! miniinthebox 1.53 GB (10%) of 15 GB used Manage ©2014 Google - Terms & Privacy Last account activity: 1 hour ago Details People (8) William Young Add to circles Show details Ad Spark Arresters Manufacturers with Atex approval Contact Western Tydens today westerntydens.co.uk
Posted on: Sun, 22 Jun 2014 10:43:06 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015