The kinds of status we would be updating on FB, Twitter & Instagram if we were in the times of Moses, Noah, Adam and Abraham: 1. Guys its scary, Lots wife just turned into a pillar of salt. #shaking 2. Pimping my camel, Jerusalem here I come... 3. Just chilling in first class at Noahs ark, the view here is fantastic.. But these Lions keep staring at me weird. #Noahsvoyage 4.Chilling with Moses by Mt Sinai...miracle s be going down here. 5. Eve and hubby got banished, they ate the forbidden fruit. I mean who does that? #smh 6. Jacobs status: Things we do for love, cant believe I served her father for 14 years just to get her. Love u Rachel! 7. Some people are so cruel! Cain how do u kill your own brother? #RIPAbel 8. One of Jesus disciples post: What a long day...Walking and preaching the gospel. Now chilling with my brothers. These guys are funny...LLP! (Laughing Like Pharoah) 9. Isaac: Damn, dad nearly sacrificed me... #selfiewithra m yall 10. Mary: Joseph is not replying my whatsapp messages. He still thinks I cheated...Grow up duh�! 11. David: Guys this balcony is b b ...I can see everything. Female anatomy 101 #word 12. Jezebel: Victorias Secret is da bomb... 13. Cant believe Elisha just allowed bears to eat up those children. #Like seriously? 14. Samson: The chick sold me out...Im going to bring the roof down on this party. 15. Judas did what? That bro aint loyal.#smh#
Posted on: Thu, 31 Jul 2014 04:36:51 +0000
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