The more [x]’s the “dumber” you are. [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door [ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle [x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself, laughed, then watched people give you weird looks So far:4 [x] You have run into a tree/bush. [ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow [x] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times [x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm. [x] You just tried to sing them. So far: 8 [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. [x] You have choked on your own spit . [] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it. [x] You’ve never seen the Matrix. [ ] You type only with two fingers. So far: 11 [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire [] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes. [] You have caught yourself drooling. [] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair So far: 12 [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about [x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you [x] You are often told to use your “inside voice”. [x] You use your fingers to do simple math So far: 17 [] You have eaten a bug [x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important [] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it [x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand [x] You have ran around naked in your house. so far: 20 [] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t. [x] You break a lot of things. [] Your friends know not to use big words around you. [x] You tilt your head when you’re confused [x] You have fallen out of your chair before So far: 23 [x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall [X] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day. TOTAL: 25 LOL.....ummmm, well, yeah, ok....
Posted on: Wed, 21 Aug 2013 07:59:10 +0000
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