The reason gay marriage will ruin the country is because lesbians are actually demons who harness power from contracts. Joint ownership of houses and adoption papers only have small amounts of magic, but a marriage licence has enough power to complete the ritual to finish the transformation into fully fledged monsters powerful enough to overthrow the government. Our time will come. Start preparing now for the apocalypse.
Posted on: Sat, 16 Nov 2013 22:57:01 +0000