The story of Jesus Christ by Charles Nicholson: He went to a temple where he flipped tables and kicked out the moneylenders so they got mad and Judas sold out and went corporate and betrayed him to the elders for shiny coins. Then they took him to Pilate and he said, Not my jurisdiction, brah, and sent Jesus to Herod who said, I dont care about this, and sent him back. So then Pilate said, I dont want to kill you, man, but theres a bunch of angry Jews who want you dead, and Jesus said, Thats okay, and so they carried him up a hill AND NAILED HIM TO A ****ING CROSS. True story. What I took away from it was not to piss off old people with money.
Posted on: Tue, 11 Mar 2014 17:01:01 +0000
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