The verdict is in. The jury has spoken. Phil Micalizzi -------- INNOCENT ON ALL CHARGES. Colonoscopy: Totally, 100% normal. Not even a polyp. Nothing. Nada. Clean as a whistle. Endoscopy: Small area of mild gastric inflammation. No tumor, no cancer, not even an ulcer. Take Prilosec for 2 weeks and Ill see ya in St Louie. And wow, the propofil was great ! I dont even remember getting drowsy !! Just woke up and they said Youre done. To which I responded I am !. It was so weird for me being a patient, lying on a bed, in a Johnny coat ! As many patients as Ive seen in all kinds of hospitals, all over the place, Ive never actually BEEN a patient !!! Had a crazy urge for a tuna melt once done, after not eating anything for nearly 2 days. Strange. Even more strange, I suggested, out of the clear blue, that we stop at a Friendlys. Im not sure why. Not for anything, Friendlys makes an AWESOME tuna melt ! Finally, funny thing happened right before the tests. A few minutes before they were to wheel me away, Donna says to me, as serious as could be, Hey Phil, did you get that stuff on the life insurance squared away ?. I laughed, Theyre gettin ready to wheel me away, Im scared shitless, and youre asking me about life insurance ?!!. Donna laughed herself, Oh cmon, Phil, if anything happened to you I would just assume be dead myself. I said, Sure, I die, you make out like a freakin bandit !!! We were both laughing hysterically. So, as they came to take me away, and as they were wheeling me down the hall, I was in good spirits and I couldnt help but cracking up. So funny ........
Posted on: Wed, 23 Apr 2014 21:20:19 +0000
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