The way I see this playing out, is we have only seen Scene 2 of this dramatic showdown. What you dont know may shift your view of who the victim is in this story. Heres what were missing people.... Scene 1: Mr. Muggles aka Porky the Cat literally destroyed Irmas home. There was a series of events including the shredding of her custom drapes, urinating all over her brand new leather sofa and the framed photo-op Irma had when she met then President Clinton, purposefully caused a spill of the houseplants that had just been watered on top of the back of the 52 flatscreen TV, and to go big, he ate the face off of Irmas 3-year old grandson Bryce, all because Irma didnt give Mr. Muggles wet food for his fifth meal of the day. Scene 2: (watch the clip above again, then come back....itll make a bit more sense...) Scene 3: Irma grabs her dangling right eye which still has some dirty snow and a cat claw lodged in it, and is able to force it back into its socket. She trips over the China cabinet which Mr. Muggles knocked down during his eviction from HIS home, shattering family heirlooms dated back to the early 1800s from the mother country. Irma stands up and can hear the murmuring of her faceless Bryce somewhere in the debris of the living room, but things are getting foggy. Irma makes it to her husband Franks gun rack and takes a loaded shotgun. Franks lifeless body is lying in his Lazy-boy recliner, his beard and hair all singed and eyes rolled back into his skull, a can of Budweiser is tightly gripped in his grey right hand. Bryce, my sweet baby, Maw-Maw will make this all right! I will get you a new face if its the last thing I do. With every last bit of energy and determination, Irma stumbles out the front door. At which point, Mr. Muggles jumps her from behind. You see, immediately after Irma went crying back into the home, Mr. Muggles jumped the fence, slit the throat of Chubs (Irma and Franks loving beagle that they got as a puppy six Christmases ago....you-know-who has hated Chubs from Day One and had been plotting this day for quite some time now.) Then being the smart and spiteful beast that he is, Mr. Muggles jumped up on top of the homes security camera, and disconnected the wiring with the paw missing the one claw. Mr. Muggles re-enters HIS home, dials 911, grabs the spiral ham out of oven, and walks deep into woods.... The only video evidence that the county sheriffs CSI could locate was the home surveillance we all saw in Scene 2. This horrific situation all ends up being ruled out as home break in, double homicide, dog-slaying and the cat-napping of the homeowners loving family feline...who could do such a thing?!?! What is this world coming to?!?! #NeverDressYourPetCat
Posted on: Sun, 28 Dec 2014 00:02:14 +0000
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