There has not been an expletive created to express how I feel about the current lack of parking at 24hr fitness in Downtown Sacramento. It takes cues from anger, frustration, sadness and just the slightest amount of schadenfreude. Whats worse is that I know it is caused by the recent binge eating that took place over Thanksgiving. The result will inevitably be me waiting hopelessly to get on fitness machines half-occupied by people on their phones. Ill watch in frustration as they snap, Instagram, and tweet their half-hearted fitness attempts, complete with nineteen catchy hashtags, as if they intend to make amends for that seventh piece of pie. Please let this parking garage cave in on me!!!!** **I wrote this while trapped in line, in the parking garage, waiting impatiently for a spot to open or the line of cars to part and allow me to escape.
Posted on: Tue, 02 Dec 2014 02:25:33 +0000