There is a magical adventure happening tomorrow and Friday night at 7pm, as well as Saturday evening at 6pm in Lyndon Institutes Alumni Auditorium. Its called, Into The Woods. There is much joy and singing and death. There is also a witch rapping about a preggers lady eating beans. There is a boy who has a cow fetish. There is a girl with a gluttonous mouth-hole. There is some chick who needs a haircut. There are princes singing about alimony (or something). Everyone should come. Invite yo mama, yo dada, yo bro, yo sis, yo homies, yo dogs, yo cats, yo strangers--everyone. Admission is by donation, so you should put a lot of money in your pocket before hand and be all Oh shoot, I have no place for my gangster hands! and drop all that money in our donations jar and walk in with your hands in your now voluminous trouser pockets. If you want. But think about the children. Children should listen.
Posted on: Thu, 14 Nov 2013 00:04:17 +0000
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