There were five in the bed and the poor human said ROLL OVER!! ROLL OVER!! But they wouldnt roll over cause they are determined buggers and appear to have selective bed hearing and are surprisingly resiliant to bouncing with your feet! So the human lay with her legs twisted and splayed inapproproately for her age, and her neck at an alarming angle, and her feet alternating between burning hot and worryingly numb and her hand trapped under what felt like a boulder - cause they seem to get excessively heavy when asleep Just when she found a minute of comfort to try and sleep - up jumps the biggest one who likes to lie on the pillow - so now she has an ass in her face unless she turns away thus dislocating her upper spine. There were six on the bed and the poor human said FINE!! Have the bed you furry feckers and Ill get on the tiny couch I bought for you to sleep on!! A little squished but better...until about an hour later There were five on the couch and the poor human cried REALLY???!!!! (Based on a very recent true story)
Posted on: Mon, 02 Dec 2013 09:07:19 +0000
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