Theres a level of horror here I dont want you to have to deal with, so Ill just tell you that Newt Gingrichs wife Calista is going to write a series of childrens history books to make sure the all-white, all-right, all-the-time version of American mythology is cemented in place. By children who will be expected back in the coal mines any day. Kids today are learning revisionist and politically correct history and not the true facts. What do you mean by that? Well, we need to make sure everybody knows that slavery wasnt so bad, that we ended it around the world, and those Indians would have drunk themselves to death if we hadnt saved them by putting them all on those reservations so we could use their land to make money to give to them so they can stay sober, like God wants. Also, gays are evil, the Second Amendment is the only one that matters, and my husband never meant any harm when he took that legal pad into his cancer-stricken wifes hospital room to discuss the divorce proceedings. Also, gays are evil. We all agree there. Coming up next? Kennedy tells us how much she hated having to work with those awful liberals on MTV. Werent they just awful? Mmm-hmmm. Now they dont even show music videos. Really? Really. Although I havent watched it in years. After the break, Kennedy talks to us, and we find out which muffin presentation on which European trip showed us how Obama plans to wreck the economy for Satan *this* time. Im a robot! We all are in the eyes of our lord Roger Ailes.
Posted on: Fri, 16 Jan 2015 21:49:45 +0000
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