Theres a priest at my parish church who is very fond of animals. So fond he even owns a donkey. A couple of days a go he entered his donkey in a race and It won !! The Priest was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the next race, And it won that race too. The local paper read: PRIESTS ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of Publicity that he ordered the priest not to enter the donkey in another races. The next day the local paper headline read: “BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTORS ASS”. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey. The Priest decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN!! The Bishop fainted ….He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey as soon as possible. So she sold it to a local farmer for 10euro. The next day the paper read: Locaal papers read: “NUN SELLS ASS FOR 10euro”. This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, and take it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The Bishop is in the ITU with a massive heart attack. The moral of the story is .. . . Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery, Even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone elses ass and Youll be a lot happier, and live longer!
Posted on: Sun, 20 Oct 2013 08:44:47 +0000
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