Things that have happened since D-Rose last played (credit to: Not SportsCenter): Jason Kidd: Played for 2 teams, was arrested, retired, became a head coach, plead guilty to DUI. He’s been busy. He may also get fired before you finish reading this. Dwight Howard: Played for 2 teams, changed his mind 574,834 times (yes, that’s accurate) and then joined a 3rd, put us through 2 Decision-type events (TWO. At least they aren’t televised. Or involve Jim Gray. But man. Two of them.) LeBron James: Has won 2 rings (there were LeBron no ring jokes when Rose last played. it’s been THAT long.), 2 MVPs, 2 Finals MVPs, and a gold medal. Tracy McGrady: Played in China, came back and played in the NBA Finals. TRACY MCGRADY. In the FINALS. (arguably the most unbelievable on here). Danny Green: Exploded on the scene in the 2013 Finals, went missing before Game 6, has not been seen or heard from since (we may need an amber alert here). Bobcats: Eliminated from the playoffs twice (during the 2012-13 season, and when the 2013-14 schedule was released), changed names back to the Hornets (it’s effective in 2014, so if Derrick bites his lip again you may see them suit up before Rose returns). Hornets: Changed names to Pelicans (yes, there’s an NBA team named Pelicans, even we couldn’t come up with a name that ridiculous). Lakers: Created a “super team” and got swept in the first round. Have had 2 head coaches, and crazily turned down by far the best one, which would’ve been a 3rd. Ray Allen, Paul Pierce, Kevin Garnett: All left the Celtics, Allen has won another ring. Iman Shumpert: Recovered from a torn ACL (from the same exact day as Rose) and then did this in the 2013 playoffs: youtube/watch?v=uirM5sljfO8 -Zack
Posted on: Wed, 07 Aug 2013 00:02:10 +0000
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