This, That & Some Thoughts…..& Maybe A Laugh Or 2…. If Men TRULY Ran The World Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said Youre #1!. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, shed appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out. ======================================== Labrador Retrievers Three Labrador retrievers - a brown, yellow and black - are sitting in the waiting room at the vets office when they strike up a conversation. The black lab turns to the brown and says, So why are you here? The brown lab replies, Im a pisser. I piss on everything - the sofa, the drapes, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night, when I pissed in the middle of my owners bed. The black lab asks, So what is the vet going to do? Gonna give me Prozac, comes the reply from the brown lab. All the vets are prescribing it. It works for everything. The back lab then turns to the yellow lab and asks, Why are you here? The yellow lab says, Im a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When Im inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners couch. So what are they going to do to you? the black lab inquires. Looks like Prozac for me too, the dejected yellow lab says. The yellow lab then turns to the black lab and asks what hes at the vets office for. Im a humper, the black lab says. Ill hump anything. Ill hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever. I hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldnt help myself -- I hopped on her back and started humping away. The yellow and brown labs exchange a sad glance and say, So, Prozac for you too, huh? The black lab says, No, Im here to get my nails clipped.
Posted on: Fri, 30 May 2014 19:39:28 +0000
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