This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasnt had a bite - TopicsExpress



          

This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasnt had a bite in three days. Well I knew what he meant but just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein And hes yellin and screamin and bleeding all over And Im like Hey, come on, dont you get it? But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming you know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation... Man, some people just cant take a joke, you know?
Posted on: Sat, 27 Sep 2014 04:59:56 +0000

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