This is a Filipino in an American coffee shop:Waiter: What kind of coffee would you like, regular or decaf?Pinoy: No, Big cup!! Big cup!Waiter: What would you like for your breakfast?Pinoy: Hameneggs.Waiter: And how do you like your eggs, sir?Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. I like dem beri much.Waiter: No sir, I mean how would you like them cooked?Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. I wud like dem cooked. Waiter: (with increasing impatience) Would you like your eggs…fried? poached? hard boiled or soft boiled? Pinoy: (with increasing uneasiness) Yes, one fried en one hard boiled or sop boiled.Waiter: And what bread would you like?Pinoy: Begyurpardon?Waiter: What kind of bread would you like? white? rye? whole wheat? toast?Pinoy: Pan AmericanoWaiter: We don’t have that.Pinoy: Okey, gib me taystee.Waiter: We don’t have that either, sir.Pinoy: Do you heb pan de lemon or bonete? Waiter: Sir, you are wasting my time. I shall ask for the last time, what would you like for breakfast? Pinoy: Donut plis….========================!
Posted on: Sat, 22 Jun 2013 06:50:23 +0000
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