This is a classic. Thxs Caeser for sharing it with me. I enjoyed this so much I just had to share it with all of u. *disclaimer - no offense meant to anyone. This is just a copy/paste* Cheers :D **PSYCHOLOGICAL HOTLINE** *phone rings, receiver picked up* Hello and thank you for calling The Psychological Hotline. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are too busy to talk with you. If you are menopausal, put the guns down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won’t be crazy forever. If you are blonde, don’t press any buttons, you’ll just mess it up anyhow. Goodnight³ *hangs up*
Posted on: Tue, 27 Aug 2013 12:28:36 +0000
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