This is a stolen narration Louis XIII Remy Martin Cognac Apparently, he’s not just a French King, but eternal life in cognac form. It was the bottle highest up, and it’s display looked a bit more glowy. Why? Because the label under it said $22,000 *faints* it can even cost $38,000??? Do they mean Shillings? Does it guarantee immortality? Did someone scoop Moses’ desert sweat and call it Louis XIII? Did one drop of Jesus’ tears fall into a batch? Does one drop of this drink get me drunk AND high? Is the glass unbreakable? Does this thing pour itself? Is this the Fountain of Youth in a bottle?? Do Louis the first through the twelfth come out and sing as I enjoy this cognac? I have so many questions. For reasons. Seriously. Can someone explain why this one bottle of libation cost a ton of dollars? I need to know. The bottle is all: If I ever buy a drink that costs that much, I won’t share it with a soul. NO. MA’AMS or SIRS. Folks would ask me for a sip and I’d be all “HELL NOOO! You know how much this costs?” and then I’d mean mug them for even having the audacity to ask me. I’d be all: I might not even share it with myself. Do I REALLY know me that well? I’d have to have a conversation with me, “Now MLEVI, if I give you some of this, I need to know you got my back for life.” But really. Why does it cost this much? I ask. For reasons. I hope you know. Enyewe watu was stick kwa Muratina, Changaa na Beer. Spirits achieni Pastors na Church!!!
Posted on: Tue, 23 Sep 2014 05:31:36 +0000
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