This is dedicated to my cousin FRANK KERN. The family vacation moves into the second half of the week. Staying on Disney property hasnt made sense as my family has gotten older. We tried the SUITE thing Off Property this time but missing out on the Disney Transportation ( to keep my girls busy ) had become a chore. I gave in and booked the Port Orleans/ French Quarter for the last few days of our trip. This way my girls can go to the park and I can relax poolside with my WI-FI connection and the Daily Racing Form. Hey - it is Haskell Day back home at Monmouth Park and I cant be expected to miss that this afternoon! So, Id like to share my DISNEY MOMENT from early this morning. I must caution anybody reading, this may not go in the direction you think! :) Those of you familiar with Disney may know that the Moderate Resorts ( Port Orleans ) basically have two beds and ONE separate bathroom. When i awoke this morning the sun was shining and Mother Nature came calling. I sprang to my feet and to my horror, my wife was in the shower. Unfortunately, the shower and toilet are behind the same door. i was forced into PLAN B to adhere to handling my business. Waiting for my wife to exit the bathroom was simply NOT an option. ( Guys, you can relate ? ) Off to the Disney Food Court. I found the bathroom and lucky for me the solo stall was unoccupied. Clean as a whistle ( Disney trademark ) I dashed in and took my seat. I was even equipped with the days Racing Form to get a bit of homework done for the Haskell. Not to long into my adventure I heard the bathroom door open and close. Suddenly, thru the stall door I saw eyes peering thru the bathroom stall at me and a pair of shoes under the door. A voice from behind the door stated in an English Accent: I have to go. Getting a tad annoyed, I ignored this rude lil pain in my ass and went about my business. The little British boy now started to bang on the stall door and kept saying I have to go. This time I responded to him by saying he was going to have to wait his turn. Kid kept pounding on the door in that damn accent I have to go his cries changed to IT IS COMING........ ...........followed by, Silence........... I finished up and opened the door. Slumped on the floor was a little blonde haired boy, both hands holding his ass cheeks. I looked down and told him that the bathroom was all his. Very politely he stated :Sir, it is too late Hey, what was a guy to do? Anyway, that is my Disney Moment of the day. Id like to post this on a Disney website but I dont think they would get the humor. I did tell the rude young lad to have a Magical Day. ( That part was for you Cousin Frankie ) He made a nasty face at me as I exited - kid didnt realize the mirror was on him. My wife thinks I should lay low at the pool today expecting that his MUM will try to locate me and hold me responsible for his soiled bathing trunks! HASKELL: Monmouth Park - Race 12 - 5:44p #7 Untapable with #9 Medal Count in an Exacta box. A small Win wager on #5 Just Call Kenny as a Saver play. The filly will be hard to beat ( #7 ) but I expect Medal Count to give a good account of himself. Enjoy!
Posted on: Sun, 27 Jul 2014 15:04:12 +0000
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