This is the note I am DYING to type up, print off, and slide under this ladys door thats been staying at the hotel I work at for the past 6 months: Dear guest, it continues to be our pleasure catering to your endless requests and answering your mindnumbingly stupid questions, and we encourage you to take full advantage of ALL our amenities, as you have been, however, PLEASE do NOT proceed to leave your dirty laundry ON THE FRONT DESK as it is unsanitary and unsightly to other guests. You have been kindly asked several times not to do this yet you do not seem to be able to grasp that we find it repulsive to have to touch your dirty towels. There is a dirty laundry basket in the back. I know you know where it is. You seem to have no problem at all looting the housekeeping carts and stockpiling all our clean towels but seem to be unable to dispose of your dirty ones respectfully and in the proper place. Thank you. -The entire front desk staff. p.s. :Please speak up when you talk. (Have you never seen the episode of Seinfeld with the low talker? I am tired of telling you I cant hear you! ......if only my boss wouldnt give me the axe for doing it...
Posted on: Wed, 19 Mar 2014 17:16:43 +0000
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