This is totally amazing. Talk about clever and to the point! Never heard it put quite like this before: RECALL NOTICE: The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been identified as Subsequential Internal Non- morality, more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed. Some of the symptoms include: 1. Loss of direction 2. Foul vocal emissions 3. Amnesia of origin 4. Lack of peace and joy 5. Selfish or violent behavior 6. Depression or confusion 7. Fearfulness 8. Idolatry 9. Rebellion The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory- authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect. The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is,Jesus will replace it with: 1. Love 2. Joy 3. Peace 4. Patience 5. Kindness 6. Goodness 7. Faithfulness 8. Gentleness 9. Self control Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E.(BEST Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes. WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus. DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention! - GOD P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by Knee mail Because HE Lives! Working for God on earth doesnt pay much...but His retirement plan is out of this world! Be kind to your email friends If you forward this email, please remove ALL Addresses before sending it on, and use BCC when forwarding to more than one Person. You chose to Serve our Nation with your Life & Heart, I chose to do my part, by Supporting our Troops, ALWAYS. ALWAYS wear a Yellow Ribbon till ALL our Guys are Home. Show YOUR Support join a Veterans Group & Soldiers Angels today. Support ALL our Troops, their Families, Friends & Colleagues. THANK YOU for your Service to this wonderful Country. God Bless you ALL ! If you see someone without a smile, give them YOURS One person can not change the world. But they can influence everybody they meet. It is their choice if that influence is positive or negative. Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about the ones who dont. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance grab it with both hands. If it changes your life let it. Nobody said life would be easy they just promised it would be worth it.
Posted on: Thu, 07 Nov 2013 22:35:35 +0000
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