This is why men don’t want to answer questions WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: Definitely not! WIFE: Why not? Don’t you like being married? HUSBAND: Of course I do. WIFE: Then why wouldn’t you remarry? HUSBAND: Okay, okay, I’d get married again. WIFE: You would? (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: Would you live in our house? HUSBAND: Sure, it’s a great house. WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed? HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep? WIFE: Would you let her drive my car? HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new. WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers? HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do. WIFE: Would you give her my jewellery? HUSBAND: No, I’m sure she’d want her own. WIFE: Would she wear my shoes HUSBAND: No, she’s size 6. WIFE: — silence – HUSBAND: shit.
Posted on: Wed, 23 Jul 2014 13:40:01 +0000
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