This kid is hilarious, Ash... Caleb - Matthew, are you really smart? Me - Umm, Im really good at certain subjects. I have good math skills and I can speak well...but my memory isnt all that good. Mommy has a good memory. Caleb - Oh, is mommy smart too? Me - Yeah of course. Your mother is very smart. Caleb - How come shes still in school and you arent? Me - I went to college when I was 18, and because your mommy had your needy little butt, she had to wait a few years. Caleb - 😏...so mommy is smarter than you? Me - Mommy is smarter than me...and she will continue to get smarter than me because my brain is slowly turning to mashed potatoes. Caleb - Because you fight? Me - Because I fight...mommy only has a couple more years left and then shes an Occupational Therapist extraordinaire. Caleb - Did you go to college to be a fighter? Me - hahaha...nope Caleb - Then whyd you go to college? Me - To acquire student loans... Caleb - Whats a st... Me - Youre killing me with the questions. Go get dressed. Caleb - Your FACE is mashed potatoes...
Posted on: Thu, 04 Dec 2014 13:53:29 +0000