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This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells, Help, send the police to my house right away! Theres a damn Democrat on my front porch and hes playing with himself. What? the operator exclaimed. I said there is a damn Democrat on my front porch playing with himself and hes weird; I dont know him and Im afraid! Please send the police! the little old lady repeated. Well, now, how do you know hes a Democrat? Because, you damn fool, if it was a Republican, hed be screwing somebody!
Posted on: Sat, 02 Nov 2013 17:21:38 +0000

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